Hilarious Things People Commonly Do

You know you’ve done a lot of these…

1. Smile like an idiot and nod when you have no idea what someone just said

“I hope smiling is appropriate here.”

2. Fake laughing

“That shit’s not funny, but she’s my boss so… Ha, ha, ha.”

3. Diagnosing people in the waiting room at your doctor’s office

“That guy just coughed, oh god, he’s definitely contagious!”

4. Pretending you still might buy something after seeing the price

“WTF! Are they insane, who would pay that much!”

5. Eating a “family size” bag of chips by yourself

“It’s wasn’t my fault! It was a looooong movie.”

6. Replying to an email after ignoring it for weeks

“Sorry, somehow this ended up in my spam folder.”

7. Bringing a book to the beach but not reading it

“I’ve wasted all my time people watching and snoozing.”

8. Using the bathroom at a friend’s house and peeking in their medicine cabinet

“Just a quick peek…”

9. Reading directions on a food package, throwing it in the trash, then retrieving it because you’ve forgotten everything you read

“What was that first thing?”

10. Carrying way too much from your car so you can make it in one trip

“Two trips is for amateurs.”

11. Lying to the doctor about your alcoholic drink consumption

“I’ll just round-down 6 drinks a month to 3.”

12. Accidentally sending a text to the person you’re talking crap about


13. Coming home from work and realizing the house is empty

“I love my family, but man is this sweet!”